SO FIRST I get back to the U.S. just months before Spain wins the World Cup.
THEN I leave for Spain right as the Green Bay Packers (aka defending Super Bowl champs) decide to have an epic season and go 8-0 so far.
AND FINALLY my reason for staying Europe is over in the beginning of June, and the 2012 Summer Olympics in London don't start until the end of July.
Goddammitwhycan'tIjustbeintherightplaceattherighttimeforonce. Please and thank you.